the tale of robot boy and his Japanese heartbreak

because he could never be sad
they all were jealous of little robot boy
but the disadvantage that he had
was that he also knew no joy

when everybody had to laugh
he just sat there and gazed
and when a magician cut a girl in half
he wasn't even amazed

so tired of this situation he grew
that he went on this quest
but no-one could teach him, no-one he knew
to cry at sadness and to laugh at jest

but a very smart man
learned of his awful ordeal
and it was made in Japan
his crafted heart of steel

upon inserting the heart in his chest
the boy's reaction was mixed
he felt a terrible unrest
although his problem got fixed

he saw a girl and felt all kind of joys
but he froze and stood and gazed
she didn't like robot boys
so his heart had to be replaced

the man from Japan cut him a deal
to remove the heart again from his chest
robot boy thought "if this is love that I feel
then feeling nothing is probably best."